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Should you have the misfortune of being a West Lafayette resident Left Behind in tomorrow's post-eclipse Rapture, I'd suggest you spend the rest of the day hunkered down in your bomb shelter, having first stocked it with enough food, water, propane, and toilet paper to get you through, at least, several days of Tribulation. The Armies of Satan will be sweeping through town, leaving nothing standing in their wake other than life-sized, solid gold statues of Zach Edey. It's gonna make 2000 look like high tea at Windsor Castle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuF6V44VcmE

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