We could save a lot of money each year by replacing Jim Baird and his office with a line of code that says “IF Trump says yes THEN yote yes ELSE vote no”
The photo of Agra-Welfare Queen Baird with Christian Nationalist Queen Johnson is a perfect example of the current reality of ReTrumplican'tism:
Baird: "Mr. Speaker, please take a picture with me."
Johnson: "Sure Congressman...you look familiar...what's your name?"
Baird: "No problem. I understand, we overweight, white, Christian males all look the same.
The only difference between me and you...I have a "farm" accent, yours is true Southern."
Johnson: "True, but the rubes in our respective districts won't know heads-nor-tails about the Medicaid benefits pulled out from under their need.
Baird: "Sir. Yes sir."
Johnson: "Oh yeah, I remember, now. You are one of our beloved 90% ReTrumplican't Caucus, who will vote yea on anything:
~ Bomb Iran - yea, good for America.
~ Bomb Israel - yea, if he says so
~ Don't do anything - must make sense.
Your and your fellow ReTrumplican'ts are so predictable in your vote, you won't even ask for a concession for your district...not even the Great Leader's White House M&Ms.
We could save a lot of money each year by replacing Jim Baird and his office with a line of code that says “IF Trump says yes THEN yote yes ELSE vote no”
Or! Code that converts Trump yes into vote no!
Would save a ton of money!
Indiana, where recreational explosives are cool and trans kids are dangerous. I need to go to a place where those are flipped.
The photo of Agra-Welfare Queen Baird with Christian Nationalist Queen Johnson is a perfect example of the current reality of ReTrumplican'tism:
Baird: "Mr. Speaker, please take a picture with me."
Johnson: "Sure Congressman...you look familiar...what's your name?"
Baird: "No problem. I understand, we overweight, white, Christian males all look the same.
The only difference between me and you...I have a "farm" accent, yours is true Southern."
Johnson: "True, but the rubes in our respective districts won't know heads-nor-tails about the Medicaid benefits pulled out from under their need.
Baird: "Sir. Yes sir."
Johnson: "Oh yeah, I remember, now. You are one of our beloved 90% ReTrumplican't Caucus, who will vote yea on anything:
~ Bomb Iran - yea, good for America.
~ Bomb Israel - yea, if he says so
~ Don't do anything - must make sense.
Your and your fellow ReTrumplican'ts are so predictable in your vote, you won't even ask for a concession for your district...not even the Great Leader's White House M&Ms.
Thanks...your name again?"